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LPE灵动国际英语 发表于 2008-10-6 11:25

LPE告诉你女人的三十二个秘密(中英文)

[color=black][b][color=#ffffcc][color=red][size=3]女人如此柔弱 又如此强悍,你要拿她怎么办?[/size]
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[/color][/b][font=times][size=4]1.Women need to cry. And they won't do it alone[/size][/font]
[font=times][size=4]  unless they know you can hear them.

女人需要哭泣,并且只有在你能听到时才哭。

2.Women especially love a bargain.

  女人特别喜欢便宜货。

3.Women love to shop. It is the only area of the world[/size][/font]
[font=times][size=4]  where they feel like they're actually in control.

女人喜欢购物,她们觉得那是她们在这个世界上能控制的惟一领域。

4.Women will always ask questions that have no center[/size][/font]
[font=times][size=4]  answers,in an effort to trap you into feeling guilty.

女人总是问一些没有正确答案的问题,她们想使你有犯罪感。

5.Women love to talk. Silence intimidates them and they [/size][/font]
[font=times][size=4]  feel a need to fill it, even if they have nothing to say.

女人喜欢交谈。沉默使她们不安,她们需要用交谈打破沉默,即使她们没什么可说的。

6.Women need to feel like there are people worse off than [/size][/font]
[font=times][size=4]  they are.

女人需要感觉到别人不如她们。

7.Women hate bugs. Even the strong -willed ones need a man[/size][/font]
[font=times][size=4]  around when there's a spider or a wasp involved.

女人讨厌虫子。当看到一只蜘蛛或黄蜂时,即使意志力很强的女人也需要一个男人在身旁。

8.Women can't keep secrets.

女人不能保守秘密。

9.Women always go to public rest rooms in groups. [/size][/font]
[font=times][size=4]  It gives them a chance to gossip.

女人经常结伴去公共卫生间,这是她们闲谈的好机会。

10.Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, [/size][/font]
[font=times][size=4]    no matter what she's doing.

女人不会拒绝接听任何来电。电话铃一响,不论正在做什么,她都会去接电话。

11.Women never understand why men love toys. [/size][/font][font=times][size=4]Men understand [/size][/font]
[font=times][size=4]    that they wouldn't need toys if women had an″on/off″switch.

女人永远不会明白男人为什么喜欢玩具。男人认为,如果女人有开关,他们就不再需要玩具了。

12.Women think all beer is the same.

女人觉得所有品牌的啤酒都是一个味儿。

13.Women keep three different shampoos in the shower. [/size][/font]
[font=times][size=4]    After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like [/size][/font]
[font=times][size=4]    a tropical rain forest.

通常,女人的浴室里总放着3种不同的洗发香波。她们沐浴后,浴室就散发着热带雨林的味道。

14.Women don't understand the appeal of sports. [/size][/font][font=times][size=4]Men seek [/size][/font]
[font=times][size=4]entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek[/size][/font]
[font=times][size=4]entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things could be.

女人不能领略体育节目的魅力。男人从那些能让他们逃离现实的东西中寻找娱乐,女人则从那些能提醒她们现实有多糟糕的东西中寻找娱乐。

15. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days[/size][/font]
[font=times][size=4]    worth of clothes and will wear some things twice;if a woman[/size][/font]
[font=times][size=4]    goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 out fits because [/size][/font]
[font=times][size=4]    she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.

如果一个男人要出门7天,他会带够5天穿的衣服,并且会将一些衣物穿两次。如果一个女人要出门7天,她会带够21天穿的衣服,因为她不知道自己每天喜欢穿什么。

16.Women brush their hair before bed.

女人在睡觉前梳头。

17.Women are paid less than men, except for one field:Modeling.

女人的薪水比男人低,只有一个行业例外———模特。

18.Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility.

女人永远不会犯错。道歉是男人的责任。

19.Women do not know anything about cars, even if they drive[/size][/font]
[font=times][size=4]    car themselves.

女人对汽车一无所知,即使她们自己开车。

20.Women have better rest rooms. They get the nice chairs [/size][/font]
[font=times][size=4]    and red carpet.

女人的卫生间很讲究,那里有精致的椅子和红地毯。

21.Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women [/size][/font]
[font=times][size=4]    aren't looking, men kick cats.

女人喜欢猫。男人说他们喜欢猫,但当女人看不见的时候,他们就会踢猫。

22.Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girl[/size][/font]
[font=times][size=4]    friend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call [/size][/font]
[font=times][size=4]    the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

女人喜欢煲电话粥。一个女人去看她的女朋友,她们一起生活了两个星期,她刚刚回家便会给这个女朋友打电话,她们会聊上3个小时。

23. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants,[/size][/font]
[font=times][size=4]    empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.

女人做什么事之前都会化妆———购物、给植物浇水、倒LJ、接电话、读书、收邮件……??

24.Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question,″[/size][/font]
[font=times][size=4]    How do I look?″

在这个问题上女人不想得到诚实的答案———“我看上去怎么样?”

25.″Oh,nothing,″has an entirely different meaning in [/size][/font]
[font=times][size=4]        woman-language than it does in man-language.

“哦,没什么。”这句话在女人的字典里的意思和在男人字典里的完全不同。

26.All women will say that they are over weight, but don't [/size][/font]
[font=times][size=4]    agree with them about it.

所有女人都会说自己超重,但千万别对此表示赞同。

27.Only women understand the need for ″guest towels″and the ″[/size][/font]
[font=times][size=4]    good china″.

只有女人知道为什么“客用毛巾”和“好瓷器”是必要的。

28.Women want equal centers, but you rarely hear them [/size][/font][font=times][size=4]clamoring [/size][/font]
[font=times][size=4]    to cover the responsibilities that go with those centers.

女人要求享有与男人同样的权利,但你几乎听不到她们吵嚷着要求承担和男人同样的责任。

29.Women can get out of speeding tickets by pouting. This will[/size][/font]
[font=times][size=4]    get men arrested.

面对超速行驶的罚单,噘嘴可以使女人免于处罚,却会使男人被拘留。

30.Women don't really care about a sense of humor in [/size][/font]
[font=times][size=4]    a guydespiteclaims to the contrary.

女人并不真的在乎男人是否有幽默感,尽管她们声称幽默感很重要。

31.Women will spend hours dressing up to go out, and then they'[/size][/font][font=times][size=4]ll [/size][/font]
[font=times][size=4]    go out and spend more time checking out other women. Men [/size][/font]
[font=times][size=4]    can never catch women checking out other men;women will [/size][/font]
[font=times][size=4]    always catch menc hecking out other women.

女人在出门前将花费数小时化妆,然后她们出门,花更多时间注视其他女人。男人永远不会察觉女人注视着其他男人,而女人总能察觉男人注视着其他女人。

32.The most embarrassing thing for women is to find another woman [/size][/font]
[font=times][size=4]    wearing [/size][/font][font=times][size=4]the same dress at a formal party.

最让女人尴尬的,就是在一个正式的聚会上发现另一个女人穿着和自己同样的衣服。 [/size][/font]
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